How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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knock knock? come in

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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