what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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