- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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