- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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