What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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