- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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