- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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