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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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