What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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