- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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