Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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