Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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