- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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