What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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