what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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