Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Asian women drivers...

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What is life? Paul.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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