- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Women's rights

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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