- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Badabing.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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