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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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