whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's just not right? Left

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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