Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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