Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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