What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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