- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Women's Rights

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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