haha women's rights.....what a joke.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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