- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

I was watching Fox news.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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