- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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