What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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