how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

there once was a frog with no leggs

Ready for something funny? nothing

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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