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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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