Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your girlfriend.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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