- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A baby seal walks into a club.

America

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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