What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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