why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Anti Joke

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