What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Beka has AIDS

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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