- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

I will create more jobs for americans

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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