- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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