I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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