What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A blonde girl walks into a car.

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