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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

womens rights.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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