A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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hi penis ham telephone

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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I'm tired.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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