- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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