Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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