- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do I hate? people

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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