Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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