- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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