Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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