Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Do the roar!

WNBA

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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