Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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