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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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