- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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