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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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