Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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