Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A baby seal walks into a club.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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