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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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