- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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