- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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