- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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