Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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