- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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