- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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