- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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