A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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