- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

woman's lacrosse

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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