What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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