- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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