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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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