Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Charlie Sheen

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

knock knock come in

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Faithful men.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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