- Anti Joke

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.