What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

9/11 my birthday

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

thumb_up thumb_down -2

LET

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -4

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock who's there? your destiny

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops