- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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