- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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