- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Nobody cares maddie!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I like that, but why am I happy?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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