Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

You know what's funny? Rape

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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