- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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