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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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