- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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