Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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