- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock Knock.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call an blank test? an F

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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