Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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