How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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