- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Women outside of the kitchen.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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