- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Horse.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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