- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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