- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I think everybody should have a penis.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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