- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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