- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the WNBA.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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