- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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