Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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obama

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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