- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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