Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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