- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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