Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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