- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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