Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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why girl die cancer

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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