- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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