- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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