What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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