Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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