Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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