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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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