- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Beka has AIDS

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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