How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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