- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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