- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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