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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

binladin walks into the american seals

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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