Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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i like turtles

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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One, two, three, four and five

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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