How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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where's mom I killed her

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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