- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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