- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is green and slow Grass.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

batman farted so hes retarded

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