Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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sfdg

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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