- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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