Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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