Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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