too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

roak

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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