Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I? Everett

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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