- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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