- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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