whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Maths.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

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