- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Obama lin Baden.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??