What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Go away still nothing to see

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Boner

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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