What's brown and sticky A stick

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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