what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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