Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Obama

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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