- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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