- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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