Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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