- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats yellow? lots of things.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

A muslim walks out of a plane.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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