- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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