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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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