- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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