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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

My three children are three big mistakes.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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