Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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