So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Racial equality.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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