- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Where are you going Your house

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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