what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Apple juice.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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