- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff