What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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