- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war