What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Jack Stevens

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

if you don't like this you're gay

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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