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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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