Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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