knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Mahmy

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

I went to work today....

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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