Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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