- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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