How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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vitamin c

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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