Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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I asked her where you were.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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your so fat. your fat!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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