Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why dont they make black forks

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

this website is a bad joke

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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