What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

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