knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Read a Book.

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