- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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