- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A American seeking into mexico

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