- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

* anti-punchline

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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