- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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