What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

im telling maguire

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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