What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Mahmy

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Male leadership.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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