Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

i hate non minorities!

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