- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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