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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Your mom.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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