The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Anti Joke

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